APPLICATION

Applying for the Position of
Your Friend 🤝

An honest, slightly ridiculous, completely sincere proposal.

↓ Read before deciding

📋 Context (Important)

We found each other on Jeevansaathi — two people figuring out if they could be something to each other. Before any of that big stuff happens, I realized something simple:

"I just want to be your friend first."

That's it. This whole website is me asking that one small, genuine question.

⚠️ Full Disclosure — What You're Signing Up For

I believe in transparency. So here are the things I will be, 100% guaranteed, no refunds:

😤
The Most Annoying Person in Your Life
I will text at the worst times. I will have opinions about everything. I will not stop.
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Absolutely Free. Always.
I have a dangerous amount of free time and I will find creative ways to use it to bother you.
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Maximum Disturbance Mode
Random memes. Unnecessary voice notes. "Are you free?" at 11pm. You've been warned.
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Needs the Most Attention
If you don't reply in 3 hours I will assume you're mad. This is a character flaw I'm aware of.
But also…
✅ What You Actually Get
01
The most loyal friend you'll ever have
I don't do half-hearted. If you're my friend, you're my friend — through boring days, bad moods, and everything.
02
A genuinely good listener
Whatever you're carrying — work stress, family stuff, random 3am thoughts — I will actually listen. Not just wait for my turn to talk.
03
Available at any hour, any day
Morning, night, weekday, weekend. You don't need a "good time" to reach out. I'm just there.
04
Zero judgment, zero gossip
What you share with me stays with me. I mean this seriously.
05
Someone who genuinely cares
Not just when it's convenient. Not just when it's easy. Genuinely, consistently, honestly.

💬 Honest words

I know we're still figuring things out — whether we're right for each other in the bigger sense. That's okay. That takes time and honesty from both sides.

But friendship? That's something I can offer right now. No conditions, no pressure.

I might be annoying, I might text too much, I might need way more attention than any normal person should — but I will also be the person who shows up. Who listens. Who's there.

So... what do you say?

Will you be my friend? 🤞

No pressure. But also... please say yes.

* This offer is valid indefinitely. No expiry date. Terms cannot be modified except to add more reasons you'll enjoy having me around. Standard annoying-friend clauses apply.